So long TN!

Greetings from Minneapolis, where it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra.

But seriously.

The temperature is supposed be in the teens at the highest all week. BRRRR!!!

So, we know you're all dying to know just how we got to this frozen winter wonderland! First thing's first: as you remember from our last post, we recently made a new friend named Gollum. He turned out to be such an affable little dude, we decided to bring him with us on tour! We're nicknaming him Danny, so we can now be "Dan³." JK. He's just Gollum.

Gollum may have traveled a decent amount in Middle Earth, but today was his first time traveling via planes!

He got really excited about the wintery rock display in the Knoxville airport! He felt right at home.

It reminded him of that other journey he went on that one time...

During our flights, Gollum kept jumping up and down on the windowsill. Try as we might, we couldn't calm him down.

"Look at the viewses!"

Gollum tried to steal Dan's orange juice....

Silly Gollum! Orange juice is for Dans.

Well, we're going to our first meeting in just a bit and we start rehearsals tomorrow. Hopefully, they don't fire us after realizing just what sort of people they've hired....

Next stop: NTC HEADQUARTERS.
Kowabunga, dudes!